April 24, 2008

You don't have to call me darlin', just call me

My day has just been absolutely crapalicious, thank you very much. Isn't it great now that Fergie made that album that almost any word can be coupled with "ilicious" and it makes it cooler to say? Or is that more coolicious to say? I get confused.

I'm being a bona fide portfolio manager these days. Complete with telephone calls to assholes that don't want to pay back money. Complete with people who never are at their desks or return phone calls. Whose Dilbert-ilicious glee comes from laughing in their gray little cubicles at this southern girl trying to just get through the day and get her information.

I find myself on freaking edge this week, wanting to claw at my face due to the frustration of these asshole-licious people. Currently I have a two-page call list and I don't even like people that much. So, if I've bitched around you, to you or about you.....I'm sorry-licious (ok, ok, ok - I'll stop now).

Who is that character in Dilbert? Alice? The one with the fist of death? Can I play her for a day? Or maybe just an hour....ok, five minutes. Pass me the vodka Chelsea, I feel a hangover coming on.

1 comment:

i feel as if each comment was between us as we sat and sipped something warm....i love to hear what you're thinking.